Monday, July 20, 2015

I Received This Charming Memo from the Head of London's Largest Mosque

Once the Caliphate is restored, Islam will outlaw:
ALCOHOL
PORK
GAMBLING
PORN
USURY
PROMISCUITY
FREEMIXING
GAYS
CINEMAS
IDOLATRY
INSURANCE
STOCKS/SHARES
and
INSULTING PROPHETS

Hey, I draw the line at "freemixing"!  [No, I don't know what that is, either.]