I Still Miss Australia

Fisherman's foolhardy attempt to LASSO a shark like a cowboy ends with the beast taking a bite out of his leg after he jumps into the sea

'It was a quick and regrettable decision that I realise was a stupid move'

Well, it does make for a good story to tell at the boozer.

And:  Crack that! Video shows the moment a clever crab opens a bottle of VB with its claws

FYI, VB stands for Victoria Bitter, the Budweiser of Australia