This is what happens with a generation that's spiritual, but not religious.
Oh look, the greater Internet has discovered this story:
PROOF THAT COLLEGES ARE MAKING PEOPLE STUPID
Clueless students call white-robed priest a Klansman while he tries to get frozen yogurt
Indiana University Freaks Out Over KKK Member On Campus, Oops Just A Friar
Although, one Lent many years ago, someone called the police to my parish because there was a "ninja" in the parking lot. It was me in my cassock.