Saturday, July 16, 2011
Surfboard Tales, Part III
Surfer: Got my mangoes stolen yesterday.
Surfer: My mangoes. On the beach. Stolen.
Me: Oh, yeah. I lost a backpack last season. While I was in the water.
Surfer: Know who did it?
Me: No, although nowadays I have a GPS transponder in my bag so I can chase down whoever takes it.
Surfer: I should have done that with my mangoes. They were in a plastic bag that I stuffed under the bench in the lifeguard station. I like mangoes; gets the saltwater taste out of my mouth. I wasn’t in the water five minutes and they were gone. The bag they were in was just blowing down the beach. Five minutes, and I didn’t see anyone else on the beach. It’s like a cat burglar.
Me: Or a bird burglar.
Me: Look. [I pointed at some seagulls who were rummaging through another surfer’s breakfast bag. One was flying away with a Pop Tart in its bill.]
Surfer: [Highly Creative Expletive] Oh, man. I think I filed a false police report.
[Excerpt from Reading Water, all rights reserved© 2011]
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