Monday, February 26, 2018

And Now, I Wade Into Controversy


India Pale Ales (IPAs) are bad

and


and


Here's what to drink if you're travelling and wish to avoid pretentious hop-slop that would gag a maggot:

Australian - Carlton Draught or Victoria Bitter
UK - Guinness or Harp.  Just stick with a classic.  Scotland has some nice ales, however.
Jamaica - Red Stripe
St. Kitts - Caribe
Antigua - Wadadli
St. Lucia - Piton
Barbados - Banks
Mexico - Dos Equis or Modelo
Canada - Labatt's [I mean, c'mon.]
Vietnam - 33
Japan - Sapporo

You get the idea.  If you want to have fun, savor a Bud Light in front of a craft beer snob and totally watch them lose their IPA.