Thursday, August 10, 2017

This Will Make the Rehearsal a Little Tricky

Weed-themed weddings becoming latest trend in legal states

I've officiated at weddings where everyone from the bride and groom to the flower kid have been gooned on something.  I've had grooms so drunk they pass out during the exchange of vows, so hungover they run from the ceremony during the nuptial Eucharist to vomit in the rose garden, fathers of the bride so clobbered on pills that they wander around the sanctuary after "giving away" the bride trying to remember where they sit, and mothers of the groom who are sedated to the point that they could be used for first base in a pickup softball game.

Then there are the mothers of the bride who are addicted to rage.

A weed wedding doesn't sound that bad, considering.