This Year's U.S. Open of Surfing Was a Bit Like 'Jaws'
For our convenience, both surfing news and shark attack news combined.
In related news, the English think this is a big shark. Those English:
Britain's biggest shark caught off the Cornish coast
Also, while this isn't really news, a journalist says something dim on Twitter:
Indiana reporter 'sorry' if USS Indianapolis tweet offended
Is being "sorry" the same as being sorry? Words are tricky in our post-Christian, neo-Marxist age. Good general advice for those who seek to inform and/or influence the American public: Stay off of Twitter.