Sunday, June 12, 2016

Want Bernard Sanders' Campaign Promises Fulfilled Immediately? It's Easy.

Free Membership
Free Single-Payer Healthcare [for families, as well]
Free Education, both vocational and academic
Allowances for Expenses, including Clothing
Free Rent or Rent Assistance, your choice
Travel Reimbursements
Moving Costs
40 Days of Paid Vacation Annually
Retirement Benefits and Pension Fund

The best part?  Total and complete income equality between the genders and all here in the United States of America.

So, youngsters, how do you get a piece of this socialism?  Easy, join the military.

Something tells me that the average fan of Bernard will not find that a palatable choice.