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Thursday, March 31, 2016
Ohio Man! Eats Pizza with a Fork and Frightens New Yorkers
Cleveland-style pizza is so lush in ingredients that the only way to eat it, unless one is brainsick, disordered, moonstuck, gaga, barking mad, or a resident of New York City, is with a fork. Myself, I eat it with a knife and fork, so feel free to faint on your sofas, you miserable twinkle dips.