Sunday, June 23, 2013

Maybe The Best Article I've Yet Read About The Curious State Of Men In Media/Entertainment...

...and, apparently, their own homes:

I'm not sure when father stopped knowing best, but the first "dumb dude" I remember is Homer Simpson. With his trademark "D'oh!" and monomaniacal desire for donuts, he was the perfect caricature—an over-the-top example of laziness, stupidity, and gluttony. But he was soon joined by a host of "real world" men who embodied many of the same qualities: Ray Barone (Everybody Loves Raymond), Tim Taylor (Home Improvement), Greg Warner (Yes, Dear), Doug Heffernan (King of Queens), Hal (Malcolm in the Middle), and the father/son-in-law combo of Jay Pritchett and Phil Dunphy (Modern Family).

For the most part, they're harmless. I mean, you'd feel okay leaving your kids alone with them—at least until the first commercial break—but each constantly serves as the butt of a joke. They're the clowns, the buffoons, the victims of their own immature stupidity, boys who have to be rescued by episode's end by their smarter, more attractive, and endlessly patient (or shrewish) wives. The men of commercials are even worse, bumbling, forgetful lunkheads.
It's interesting that at the gym, which is where I spend time with younger women than at the parish [that didn't sound quite right, did it?], if I find myself on a treadmill surrounded by 30-something wife/mothers, their conversations are about, in descending order, Food, Children, Eating, and Rotten Husbands.  The rancor can be so powerful that I usually put on the earphones and turn up the Beethoven.

It makes me want to say to young men who come to me interested in marriage to "Run away; run away quickly".