Tuesday, December 31, 2019

Pungent Realizations from the Past Year

Actors, when they’re not on stage, are boring. They are especially boring when talking about acting.  They are also always acting, even when offstage.

Additionally, white cars are boring.

Politicians are always running for a higher office, regardless of what they say to the media.

I enjoy reading old, very authoritative, articles from the media and scientific community about the Arctic hellscape in which we will all be living by the year, um, 2020.

The spiritual/philosophical development of non-theists ended around the age of seven.

Ivy Leaguers have massive holes in their common knowledge.

Newer clergy have massive holes in their knowledge of liturgy, parish budgets, and hand tools. Also, their preaching isn't proclamation, but often a lecture based on the op-ed page of The New York Times.

The Cleveland Browns will always, always stink.