How Did America Become a Nation of Slobs?
I mean, the whole point of this seems to be "People tell me how well-dressed I am. Aren't I something? The rest of you are slobs."
A better thinker might note that the historical decline in standards of appearance coincides with the diminution of good manners and considerate behavior, or the increasingly over-familiar and casual relationship one is expected to have with employers and employees.
This is how people used to dress for a flight:
This is how professional surfers...SURFERS!...used to dress back in more polite days: