Sunday, October 7, 2018

Dislikes of a Curmudgeon

"Craft Beer" is unholy muck that is made deliberately sour and over which I am supposed to fawn or else be judged a barbarian.  Nah, you can keep it.

"Small Plates".  I'll take a regular plate, thank you.  Especially at these prices.

"Flights".  No, I don't want a sampler.  I'll have a proper drink in a proper glass and will pay you a proper price.

"No problem...."  If it is a problem for you to take my order in a restaurant, or if you even contemplate that it is a problem for me to order something from the menu and have you bring it to me in return for my money, then you need to get into another line of work.