A slab of dry-aged rib eye beef, American caviar and salad "representing" the first lady's garden will be on the four-course menu for the elegant state dinner being given by President Barack Obama for French President Francois Hollande on Tuesday.
And Mary J. Blige will perform, too. Were you invited?
Obama talks about addressing inequality; Hollande is a socialist who believes everyone should have the same amount of everything. And I'm the cynic, huh?