Occasional Holy Man and Luthier Who Offers Stray, Provocative, and Insouciant Thoughts About Religion, Archaeology, Human Foible, Surfing, and Interesting People. Thalassophile. Nemesis of all Celebrities [except for Chuck Norris].
He Lives Vicariously Through Himself. He has a Piece of Paper That Proves He's Laird of Glencoe.
Saturday, September 14, 2013
This Shouldn't Have Made Me Laugh, But I Did Own One Of Those Things And, Yes, We Kept It In The Laundry Room
Sad news: The inventor of the Nordic track has died. Mourners will hang their clothes on his coffin.
— HowardMortman (@HowardMortman) September 13, 2013