- Listen to your food voice, not your food noise
- Make food moments meaningful
- Don’t let good enough be good enough
- Taste everything, eat nothing
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Saturday, August 17, 2013
I Should Have Been A Writer
Because in the 21st century, you can publish pure gibberish and make millions from it. To wit, someone called Bethenny Funkmaster [or something] wrote a book of "healthy living advice" that includes such nuggets of sagacity as:
Man, that's just Tolstoy combined with Conrad rolled in some Marquez; a veritable turducken of lyricism.