Occasional Holy Man and Luthier Who Offers Stray, Provocative, and Insouciant Thoughts About Religion, Archaeology, Human Foible, Surfing, and Interesting People. Thalassophile. Nemesis of all Celebrities [except for Chuck Norris].
He Lives Vicariously Through Himself. He has a Piece of Paper That Proves He's Laird of Glencoe.
You have to see the picture. This quote captures the "restoration" nicely: "The once-dignified portrait now resembles a crayon sketch of a very hairy monkey in an ill-fitting tunic...."