Tuesday, May 17, 2016

More on That Nonsensical Shark "Attack" Story

Boca shark attack ‘victim’ is the shark

As the great Eugenie Clark observed, if you see a shark all it means is that you're in the water.

I'm really sorry that some dull-witted frat bro killed the nurse shark for no reason; I'm especially sorry that they had tormented it beforehand, as nurse sharks are hardly dangerous.

Note to journalists:  Learn something about sharks, will you?  Remember, more people will die from mosquitoes this summer than sharks.