Wednesday, April 15, 2020

It's Moving Day


Well, it's finally happened.  We're moving to a whole new host, address, and service.  Once Blogger dumped my side links to the bottom of the page without warning or explanation, I realized that, for the third time, they're trying to encourge me to update my template.

You know, you could just ask me, boys and girls.  I'm really rather easy to work with.

Anyway, click here for the new site.  Please update your bookmarks and we'll see you in the promised land.

Coincidentally, Those are the States Where I'm Looking for My Next Job


Related:
Every day you’re hearing an updated tally of the number of Americans who’ve “died” of COVID-19. 
And, it’s time everyone wised up about those daily COVID-19 fatality reports. They don’t represent the number of people it's killed. They represent the number of death certificates listing it as a cause. And those two things are most definitely NOT the same. 
We know with absolute certainty that CDC guidelines for filling them out mean people with mild cases who die of some unrelated disease get added to the virus’s death toll. And 80% of COVID-19 infections have symptoms way too mild to kill anyone. In fact, a lot of people get no symptoms at all. 
We even know that people who aren’t infected with the virus are getting counted as fatalities.
In short, the numbers are as accurate as are the COVID-19 tests for which people are clamoring. [The vaunted Wuhan strain tests have a false positive ratio rivaling the tests for Lyme Disease; I'll let the reader look those stats up themselves].

Also, when a 98-year-old woman with a history of heart disease, including two cardiac events in the last year, dies and is listed as a "potential coronavirus victim", you know it's because the state is getting so much federal $ per victim that it pays to fudge the figures.

The New Lost Generation

The impact of the shutdown varies from generation to generation. There are high schoolers here, for example, who won’t have a senior prom, or walk at graduation. One such person is my 18-year-old nephew Zach Miller, who is supposed to graduate from Arapahoe High School in Centennial, a metropolitan suburb south of Denver. His classes have been canceled. He turns in one assignment a week per class using Google Classrooms and once in a lifetime events are either terminated or have yet to be determined. ‘All proms were canceled last week,’ he tells me. ‘At first it was like “who really cares?” It didn’t really matter. Now I’m bummed we didn’t get to have that. I know girls who already bought their dresses.’

College campus tours have also been canceled, though the universities are still in touch with graduating seniors through Zoom calls and virtual tours. Choosing a four-year university might mean picking a school from photographs or taking a full year off before being able to visit colleges.

Monday, April 13, 2020

Descolada #6

Kentucky cops to record churchgoers’ license plates to enforce coronavirus quarantines

Hey, Leave My Amish Bros Alone

Authorities Investigate Illicit Amish Wedding in Sleepy Ohio Hamlet, Population 3,220

Meanwhile, Muslim congregations are allowed to worship on their Sabbath without hassle.

Now, Some Lighter Fare

10 Underappreciated Classic Mysteries

The People Shouting "Healthcare is a Right!" Seem Kind of Quiet on This One

Elderly coronavirus patients could be denied critical care under NHS 'score' system designed to free up ICU beds for those most likely to recover

Needlehooks

These are the folk who have the power in our present social dispensation to tell us what we must do and even what we must think, and they have concluded that the risk presented by the virus is so great that we should close down significant parts of our economy and that fundamental state services such as Courts should forthwith cease to function and that we should isolate ourselves from our friends and neighbours. We must stop playing sport. We must be prohibited from attending church. We must immediately alter our habits of living in a hundred other ways.

Decolada #5: More Law Enforcement

In Liverpool, England, about 20 police officers descended on the Hot Water Comedy Club to close down a show being held in violation of ban on large gatherings. They were surprised to find the club already closed. Paul Blair, one of the club's owners, says someone saw a Facebook video of a show taped two weeks earlier and, despite it being made clear a number of times in the broadcast that the show was taped, that person assumed it was live and reported the club to police.

and [they are actually bragging about this]

Our Country is Toilet Paper Weird

It's even a news story.  Granted, it's cable news with some very serious soy product guy, but still....


Descolada #4: Law Enforcement Version

Colorado Police 'Deeply Sorry' for Arresting Father Caught Playing Ball With His Daughter In an Empty Park

"Deeply authoritarian", perhaps?  Maybe, "deeply stupid"?

A Pungent Question

How is it that all of these politicians and media TV darlings are sporting their usual haircuts and I look like someone just rescued from a desert island?  Is this a case of "do as I say and not as I do"?

A Pungent Observation

Computer models aren't reality.

Sunday, April 12, 2020

That Does It, I’m Opening a Speakeasy

Daily coronavirus updates: Schools in Connecticut will stay closed through May 20, and bars and restaurants too, but new COVID-19 hospitalizations are dropping

Not Too Much Time, Actually

Time will tell if the shutdown orders have been an overreaction, and if church leaders have been too easily convinced to cancel services. There is something missing in the response of local politicians and journalists, however. They emphasize bodily health, but the spiritual costs of ending religious gatherings are left unsaid. It isn't clear that they even recognize that there are such costs.

Just in Case the NYT Decides to Paint Itself as the True Hero in All of This


To be fair, they have a lot of Chinese advertisers.  To quote Confucius, "You must always listen to the voice that feeds you."

Pennsylvania, Commonwealth of Genius

Pennsylvania Has Made It Both Difficult and Dangerous to Buy Liquor: 
The state has shut down all liquor stores, leading customers to crowd into retailers across the border.

Authoritarian Descolada in the Comics


Hymn: Crucifixus pro Nobis by Patrick Cary [17th century English]

CHRIST IN THE CRADLE

Look , how he shakes for cold!
How pale his lips are grown!
Wherein his limbs to fold
Yet mantle has he none.
His pretty feet and hands
(Of late more pure and white
Than is the snow
That pains them so)
Have lost their candour quite.
His lips are blue
(Where roses grew),
He's frozen everywhere:
All th' heat he has
Joseph, alas,
Gives in a groan; or Mary in a tear.

CHRIST IN THE GARDEN

Look, how he glows for heat!
What flames come from his eyes!
'Tis blood that he does sweat,
Blood his bright forehead dyes:
See, see! It trickles down:
Look, how it showers amain!
Through every pore
His blood runs o'er,
And empty leaves each vein.
His very heart
Burns in each part;
A fire his breast doth sear:
For all this flame,
To cool the same
He only breathes a sigh, and weeps a tear.

CHRIST IN HIS PASSION

What bruises do I see!
What hideous stripes are those!
Could any cruel be
Enough, to give such blows?
Look, how they bind his arms
And vex his soul with scorns,
Upon his hair
They make him wear
A crown of piercing thorns.
Through hands and feet
Sharp nails they beat:
And now the cross they rear:
Many look on;
But only John
Stands by to sigh, Mary to shed a tear.

Why did he shake for cold?
Why did he glow for heat?
Dissolve that frost he could,
He could call back that sweat.
Those bruises, stripes, bonds, taunts,
Those thorns, which thou didst see,
Those nails, that cross,
His own life's loss,
Why, oh, why suffered he?
'Twas for thy sake.
Thou, thou didst make
Him all those torments bear:
If then his love
Do thy soul move,
Sigh out a groan, weep down a melting tear.

Continuing Descolada

I can’t decide which is the more dispiriting element of the Wuhan coronavirus pandemic; the fact that so many local authorities in America and Britain are letting their inner authoritarian out for an untrammeled romp while sanctimoniously insisting that it’s all for our own good whether we like it or not (or agree or not), that a large number of ordinary citizens are falling all over themselves in volunteering to inform on neighbors who are doing nothing more than going for more than one walk a day, visiting a park or beach, or exercising in their front garden, and that representatives of our National Media Establishment are as malicious a set of scurvy, biased, panic-sowing incompetents as ever crawled out of a journalism school armed with delusions of adequacy along with the degree. Age 27 and know absolutely nothing, as Ben Rhodes remarked. 

and

Federal Court Prohibits Louisville Mayor from Banning Easter Sunday Drive-in Church Service

Wednesday, April 8, 2020

The Great Triduum Lockdown Now Begins

Sorry, regular readers, but as you know, once the sun sets on Holy Wednesday, my attentions are diverted.  Even in this singular year, I'm doing what I can to keep things as normal as possible, which means a lot of time in front of a computer in video meetings and learning how to serve as both "cast and crew" for the live streamed and recorded broadcasts of our liturgies.  New fun can always be found on my parish's Facebook page.

After this week, I'm taking a break.  We'll be back after Easter Week with a return of the Friday biographies [new ones!] and even some more Thursday Places. 

Quarantine Seems to Be Capricious

Disaster in motion: Where flights from coronavirus-ravaged countries landed in US

Interesting note: This story originally appeared on the ABC website.  It disappeared later in the day for reasons that seem obtuse.  However, ABC neglected to "disappear" the URL, so it's still recoverable.

Tuesday, April 7, 2020

An Obituary of Note

John Prine, One of America’s Greatest Songwriters, Dead at 73

Our favorite song of his.

China is Kind of Annoying

China Bans Churches from Streaming Services, Even during Pandemic

Needlehooks

“Ideally, testing for COVID–19 should be conducted, but it is acceptable to report COVID–19 on a death certificate without this confirmation if the circumstances are compelling within a reasonable degree of certainty,” the guidelines state.

The CDC provided three examples to help officials determine how to properly document the cause of death. One scenario described an 86-year-old female nonambulatory stroke victim who developed a fever and cough days after being exposed to a sick family member later diagnosed with COVID-19. Even though the decedent wasn’t tested, the coroner nonetheless determined that the woman’s underlying cause of death was COVID–19, “given the patient’s symptoms and exposure to an infected individual.”

Let’s just say that kind of bureaucratic guesswork is unacceptable while the economy is in chaos, tens of millions are suddenly out of work, and power-hungry government tyrants arrest surfers and pastors for daring to violate “social distancing” decrees handed down to their local authorities by Beltway lifers.

Editor's note on "Needlehooks": I occasionally come across quotations that snag my attention like a needle-hook to yarn.  I may or may not agree with the writer's perspective, I may find them derivative or vulgar, but they represent something that stirs my curiosity and perspective.

For Some, the Current Crisis is Merely an Authoritarian Test Run

But apathy about cancel culture is very damaging to the Christian cause. Christianity is supposed to be spread by persuasion. If people are to become Christians, they have to be persuaded of the truth that the crucified and risen Jesus Christ is the divine saviour of the world from sin and its consequence – which, according to the Bible, is eternal death. As the Apostle Paul summarised the Christian message in his letter to the Romans in the New Testament: ‘For the wages of sin is death; but the gift of God is eternal life through Jesus Christ our Lord.’ How can people be persuaded of this wonderful message of salvation if the persuaders are not allowed to speak freely and publicly?
When the mayor of New York states he can "permanently" close Christian and Jewish houses of worship [he can't, of course, but note that the specificity of his dictatorial desire is limited to only two of NYC's several religions] and there is no vigorous response from our leadership, that is a semaphore of their acquiescence and surrender.  In fact, there almost seems to be a gleam in the eyes of some of the church's powers-that-be when they state that this pale, wan, desiccated thing that is "remote worshipping" is the future of the church.

Please, you just want to sit on your prat at home and show off your book collection as a background set.  By all means, Mrs. Future, pursue that course.  The rest of us will re-build a muscular, active sense of worship that actually permits people to be together.  Then we'll show you what the future looks like.

To be Fair, Surfers are Used to Hostility from Authorities

Surely the publicity that has attended these enforcement actions will reduce the incidence of surfing, sunset-watching, and paddle boarding up and down the coast of Southern California, but at what cost to the already eroding level of respect for law enforcement? Making matters worse is the decision to grant early release to 3,500 inmates in California so as to avert a coronavirus outbreak in the state’s 35 prisons. That’s right, while ordinarily law-abiding people are rousted by the police for daring to engage in harmless activities so as to avoid going stir crazy, convicted felons are being sprung from prison. Yes, we must release all those burglars, car thieves, and con artists to make room for the expected wave of surfers, paddle boarders, and sunset watchers. One feels safer already.
However, the thesis is that actions such as these will erode police authority.  In fact, at least in the surfing community, it has been destroyed.

Saturday, April 4, 2020

Needlehooks

This crisis will be resolved by truckers running the long haul on deserted highways, doctors and nurse working double shifts in scavenged PPE, grocery store and gas station employees keeping services and food available, utility and telecom workers keeping a strained system functioning, grad students and other researchers poring over data and running countless tests in hopes of giving us an advantage, and ordinary people trying to follow often-contradictory guidance and do the right thing while facing a locked-down economy. At the top, we have leaders whose every move is scrutinized and fraught with potential peril – there might not be any good choices, just bad and not so bad. 

There is no room for our useless media and most of the commentariat. Activists can either pitch in or get lost. We no longer have time for indulging the delusion that they matter.

A Pungent Realization

I'm now living in a country where people get arrested for holding church services and for surfing.  No way I'm getting through this without being defrocked and/or put in jail.

Sojourn #38

"But you, when you pray, go into your inner room, close your door and pray to your Father who is in secret, and your Father who sees what is done in secret will reward you." - Matthew 6:6

Thursday, April 2, 2020

Descolada #1

An engineer deliberately ran a train off the tracks at high speed near the Port of Los Angeles in an attempt to crash into the USNS Mercy hospital ship, prosecutors say. 

The Pacific Harbor Line train derailed Tuesday, running through the end of the track and crashing through barriers, finally coming to rest about 250 yards from the docked naval ship. 

Federal prosecutors allege train engineer Eduardo Moreno, 44, of San Pedro intended to hit the ship, saying he thought it was "suspicious" and did not believe "the ship is what they say it's for.'"

And so it begins.  Ten days ago, we noted this at The Coracle:
Thus far, people are denied socialization at work, school, restaurants, congregations, places of group conviviality, and sporting events. We are social animals and will resist this very soon; possibly in ways forthright and aggressive.
Part of that resistance is the surrender of reason and logic, and the embrace of paranoid conspiracy theories about an "other" who is secretly plotting against you and you alone.  Fortunately, you hold the truth and will tell the world, even if the world doesn't want to hear it.

I heard a word once upon a time, during my younger adventures, from a Brazilian woman.  [Allow me to pause and recall the halcyon days of youth.] It is not a proper Portuguese word, but from that tongue's slang.  Desocolada.  It's a pretty word and the closest it means in English is "un-glueing".  I suppose, were I translating it formally, I would say "coming apart", but that's not as poetic, is it?  The glue of sensibility begins to lose its hold.

The other day I had to get gas and the pumps were malfunctioning, so I had to go into the convenience store to pay.  While waiting for change, the clerk leaned over the counter [hey, physical distancing, lady] and whispered, "He knew about this."

"Who did?"

"You know who."

"Oh, him.  He knew the pumps were busted, did he?"

"No, not the pumps.  The cortinavirus [sic].  He knew all about it and didn't tell us because he wants some people to die."

"That's diabolical."

"Uh-huh."

So, since I prefer to get gas for the truck in Reality-land, and since I don't want to have to go inside a convenience store to pay in these days of pandemic, I'll bid a fond farewell to this particular station and the clerk who knows the inconvenient truth.  However, I fully expect to have more and more conversations like this the more people are constrained by fear of a disease and a capricious government.

Sojourn #36

"Silence is solitude practiced in action. If you meet God in solitude, you discover the God you meet is the God who embraces all people. Solitude does not pull us away from our fellow human beings but instead makes real fellowship possible." - Henri Nouwen

You Don't Say

Chinese government lying about coronavirus could impact U.S. business ties: Experts 

I think China is going to find itself "impacted" rather resolutely once we're allowed to leave our homes.

Wednesday, April 1, 2020

Naturally, It's the Video Platform of Choice for My Diocese

As New York launches a probe and a class action lawsuit is levied against video conferencing app Zoom, a security researcher has discovered two vulnerabilities

Since it's Chinese, I'm guessing that, like TikTok, it's just another form of their spyware.

A Volume of Note

One Two Three Four: The Beatles in Time by Craig Brown

Not Sure Why You Made This Public, Cinci Cops, But Okay


The Next Time Some Bigshot from WHO Issues a Statement, Remember This


January 14th, the day I arrived in Singapore.  Thanks for nothing, WHO.  Taking China's word for it, or any communist regime's word for anything, is foolishness.  Communists claim to have replaced God with history, yet history reveals communism's repeated failures and contribution to the de-humanization of whole portions of society.  I really wish communists did worship history, but they just seem to worship their own sense of moral superiority.

Sojourn #35

"One can be instructed in society, one is inspired only in solitude." - Goethe

Tuesday, March 31, 2020

Sojourn #34

“Many people suffer from the fear of finding oneself alone, and so they don't find themselves at all.” ― Rollo May, Man's Search for Himself

Saturday, March 28, 2020

I Have a Follow-Up to Your Story, NBC

Round One:

Rounds Two, Three, Four, and Knockout





The Art of Fixing Diocesan Prayers

Original, authorship unknown:

In union, O Lord with the faithful at every altar of your Church, where the Holy Eucharist is celebrated, I desire to offer you praise and thanksgiving. I present to you my soul and body with the earnest wish that I may always be united to you. And since I cannot now receive you sacramentally, I ask you to come spiritually into my heart. I unite myself to you, and embrace you with all the affections of my soul. Let nothing ever separate you from me. May I live and die in your love. Amen.

Revised by yours truly:

O Lord, we present you praise and thanksgiving in union with the faithful at every altar of your Church. We offer our souls and bodies, earnestly striving to be in covenant with you. As mortal circumstance prevents us from physically receiving the Body and Blood of Christ, we welcome your spirit into our hearts. We unite ourselves to you with the affection of our souls. May sin and the caprice of human will never separate us. May we live in your love, now and forever. Amen.

Sojourn #31

“In order to understand the world, one has to turn away from it on occasion."
Albert Camus, The Myth of Sisyphus and Other Essays

Friday, March 27, 2020

Needlehooks

By the way, the $25 million for the Kennedy Center remained in the bill. On the telly, critics of Kennedy Center greasing in a coronavirus emergency bill tend to preface their remarks with "I'm all in favor of the arts but..." Just for the record, the Kennedy Center is nothing to do with "the arts". It produces bland undemanding over-funded pap for DC lobbyists to take their clients to for a night of pseudo-culture. Had it never existed, we would have lost ...what? Leonard Bernstein's Mass? He'd have written it anyway, and would have benefited from a real and less indulgent producer. 

Contrary Voices are Always Welcome

As the coronavirus continues to spread, Bishop Athanasius Schneider has urged priests to imitate Jesus the Good Shepherd and, for the sake of souls, even disobey the unjust orders of bishops whom he says are now behaving more like “civil bureaucrats” than “shepherds.”

Save This for the Next Time Some Kid Repeats the Gibberish They are Taught These Days

Here’s Three Big Reasons Christianity Enabled The Scientific Revolution

Panic in the Year Zero!

Hundreds of rolls of toilet paper spilled along I-85

All the "Toilet Paper Weird" people are now racing to North Carolina.

Sojourn #30

"Each way means loneliness — and communion. We must always take risks. That is our destiny. Every moment is a fresh beginning." - T.S. Eliot

Thursday, March 26, 2020

The Bifurcation


An Obituary of Note

Globetrotters legend Fred 'Curly' Neal dies at 77

Gee, I Wonder Why the Contagion is So Virulent in NYC

Almost two weeks after the U.S. government's travel ban on China, the chairman of NYC Council's Health Committee laid this on Twitter:
That really was a "powerful show".  Good advice, bud.

I Rarely Say This: I Wish I'd Written It

It’s hard to see the heroism in staying home. If social distancing works, we will have saved lives indirectly, never knowing who we helped. One animation tried to make absence tangible by showing a network of infection, and highlighting individuals in the growing, branching chain. One figure is labelled “This person worked from home,” another “This person didn’t go to that BBQ.” Because they stayed in, they are marked as uninfected, and each person downstream of them is suddenly freed of the virus they would have passed on. 

Without the image, it’s hard to make the connection. After all, when someday our children ask us “What did you do during the coronavirus pandemic?,” it won’t seem exciting to tell them, “I moved my book club to videochat.” It’s more exciting to imagine that the sacrifices asked of us will be dramatic and romantic.  

But it’s no surprise to Christians that we should value the invisible economy of grace over more worldly signs of effort and accomplishment. We are a people who believe that cloistered sisters, praying privately, have a powerful effect on the world. We are a people who believe that prayer, fasting, and humiliation are as much a part of our response to a pandemic as work on antivirals.

Sojourn #29

“The greatest thing in the world is to know how to belong to oneself.”
― Michel de Montaigne, The Complete Essays

A Lot of Masks Have Fallen in the Last Month or So

Greens just can’t help themselves. As the rest of us do what we can to tackle or withstand the Covid-19 crisis, they treat it as a sign, a warning from nature, a telling-off to hubristic, destructive mankind. The speed with which they have folded this pandemic into their misanthropic narrative about humanity being a pox on the planet has been shocking, but not surprising.

Where I was Once Chaplain During Another Kind of Plague

‘People Are Dying’: 72 Hours Inside a N.Y.C. Hospital Battling Coronavirus

Wednesday, March 25, 2020

Moondog Time


68 years ago, the very first large rock and roll extravaganza was held.  Naturally, it was in Cleveland because, I mean c'mon.  Not only did the term "rock and roll" get coined through this event, but the police shut it down shortly after it began, thus creating the outlaw paradigm for rock music that exists to this day.

If you ever wonder why the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame is in Cleveland, here you go.

More about The Ball may be read here.

It would be good to read about Alan Freed, too, as he was the impresario behind it and the DJ who brought us the music and the experience.  The scene, if you will.

Bonus: Not only did I buy my first "real" record album at Record Rendezvous [it was Sgt. Pepper], but I graduated from high school in Cleveland Arena.

Far Better Than the Banjo Guy or Neil Diamond

Panic Down Under

Australia's biggest brewer says the country will run out of BEER within weeks unless the industry is classed 'essential' amid coronavirus lockdown

Dear Grandpa, Thank You for Moving the Family to the United States

NPR: Spanish Military Finds Dead Bodies And Seniors 'Completely Abandoned' In Care Homes

Surprising No One Who has Ever Spent Time in the Ivies

Harvard, Boasting $40 Billion Endowment, Lays Off Dining Hall Workers Due to Coronavirus

The Ivy League enjoys grand abstract gestures but is often baffled when dealing with just plain folks in person.  Also, that $40 billion is tax-free, making it one of the world's richest hedge funds.

Sojourn #28

“When we honestly ask ourselves which person in our lives mean the most to us, we often find that it is those who, instead of giving advice, solutions, or cures, have chosen rather to share our pain and touch our wounds with a warm and tender hand. The friend who can be silent with us in a moment of despair or confusion, who can stay with us in an hour of grief and bereavement, who can tolerate not knowing, not curing, not healing and face with us the reality of our powerlessness, that is a friend who cares.”
― Henri Nouwen, Out of Solitude: Three Meditations on the Christian Life

The Media Should Quit Trying to Make It One

Covid-19 is not a ‘generation war’
The Covid-19 pandemic will have huge consequences: for human life and health, for the global economy, for people’s livelihoods. Coping with these consequences largely depends on developing a strong sense of social solidarity: drawing on the ties that bind us to our communities, friends and families, and setting aside petty differences and grievances.

This can mean many things, and will need to take many creative forms. But, however we do it, we must bring young people into the project of meeting this challenge, by encouraging the best in them rather than presuming the worst.

Tuesday, March 24, 2020

Sojourn #27

“We live, in fact, in a world starved for solitude, silence, and private: and therefore starved for meditation and true friendship.”

― C.S. Lewis, The Weight of Glory

I'm Guessing the Latter

Monday, March 23, 2020

Pandemic Control Seems a Little Uncoordinated

So, I can't go out for a meal or worship in a church on a Sunday, but this is America's air traffic this evening?


Genius

While some churches go virtual, others go old school: Drive-ins

Those Who Were Last are Now First

We were often told globalized elites on the coast were the deserved 21st-century winners, while the suckers and rubes in-between had better learn coding or head to the fracking fields.

But who now is more important than the trucker who drives 12-hours straight to deliver toilet paper to Costco? Or the mid-level manager of Target who calibrates supply and demand and is on the phone all day juggling deliveries before his store opens? Or the checker at the local supermarket who knows that the hundreds of customers inches away from her pose risks of infection, and yet she ensures that people walk out with food in their carts? The farmworker who is on the tractor all night to ensure that millions of carrots and lettuce don’t rot? The muddy frackers in West Texas who make it possible that natural gas reaches the home of the quarantined broker in Houston? The ER nurse on her fifth coronavirus of the day who matter-of-factly saves lives?

My favorite sentence in the article:
Do we really need to ask such questions of whether the presence of the czar for diversity and inclusion at Yale is missed as much as the often-caricatured cop on patrol at 2 a.m. in New Haven?

Sojourn #26

A prayer composed through The London Oratory:
Lord Jesus Christ, you travelled through towns and villages curing every disease and illness.
At your command, the sick were made well.
Come to our aid now, in the midst of the global spread of the coronavirus, that we may experience your healing love.
Heal those who are sick with the virus.

May they regain their health and strength.

Heal us from our fear, which prevents neighbors from helping one another.

Heal us from our pride, which can make us claim invulnerability to a disease that knows no borders.

Good Lord, healer of all, stay by our side in this time of uncertainty and sorrow.

May those who have died from the virus rest in peace and rise in glory.

Be with the families of those who are sick or have died.

As they worry and grieve, defend them from illness and despair.

Be with the doctors, nurses, researchers and all medical professionals who seek to heal and help those affected and who put themselves at risk in the process.

May they know your protection and peace.

Be with the leaders of all nations. Give them the foresight to act with prudence and charity for the well-being of the people they are meant to serve.

Stay with us, Lord, and grant us your peace. Amen.

A Lamentation

I'm not really prone to depression.  I'm not the most giddy person in the world, certainly, but I'm not organically or situationally given to the low tide of emotion.  In fact, my cynicism is a pretty good shield.  I don't expect much, so I'm rarely disappointed.  More often, I'm pleasantly surprised.

Our current times are a bit of a challenge.  So far this year, our town's first selectman revealed that she didn't know the name of our church, confusing it in her article in the town newsletter with the one across the street.  There are only two churches in town, so this was a bit of a surprise since I've worked in larger towns and cities, certainly with more churches, and the political leader not only would know the names of each church, but the names of the clergy, too.  I found it said more about Protestantism's absence of relevance in our society than it did about a poorly informed politician.

Then, of course, there is the plague.  I'm an introvert, so working from home and staying away from the human race is my preferred state, anyway, so this isn't a burden.  However, I found myself again disappointed when learning that churches in Connecticut were to be designated "non-essential".  Gun and liquor stores are essential, but not churches or other religious congregations.

Now, I expect the pezzonovante to have a low regard for us, as indicated by our local political leader, but what left me empty was the fact that our bishops didn't fight against this classification.  They didn't vigorously argue against it with all of the remnant might of our poor corner of Christian witness.  They would have probably lost, but that doesn't really matter.  Even in a lost cause, it is best to do what one may to stand up for what you are.  It is the battle, not the outcome, that determines our identity.  [I'm Augustinian, by the way.  Did you notice?]

It doesn't help that my guitar business, small as it may be [we prefer "boutique"] has, for the first time in its sixteen years, received no new orders.  Musicians aren't performing and aren't earning, so they aren't buying and haven't the wherewithal to afford repairs to their current instruments.

Then there is the church's budget.  Yeah, no public worship, no envelopes in the plate, no shared moments of community all means that I'll turn the lights out when I leave.  All that work in balancing the budget and enabling a capital campaign is for naught.  I had planned on staying until I Biden-ed out, but I'm looking at reducing my hours and my pay and, since I've reached the point where my pension allowance would be greater than my salary, it's tempting to pitch it all now.  That my closest and longest clergy friend, the only other member of my peer group who has not yet retired, decided to file his papers this morning didn't help.

The knowledge that, without something to do, I'd be dead in about three weeks is about the only thing keeping me attached to the job at this point.

Oh, great.  It's snowing.  How perfect.  This is turning into scene in a Russian novel.

Well, Lent didn't need much help from the artificial acts of surrendering things or taking them on.  Circumstance did that for us.  I'm just really hoping that this season of imposed austerity and disruption will, as with the liturgical Lent, reveal a time of resurrection and hope.

From Henry Nouwen's Dark Night -
It certainly was a time of purification for me. My heart, ever questioning my goodness, value, and worth, has become anchored in a deeper love and thus less dependent on the praise and blame of those around me. It also has grown into a greater ability to give love without always expecting love in return.... What once seemed such a curse has become a blessing. All the agony that threatened to destroy my life now seems like the fertile ground for greater trust, stronger hope, and deeper love.

Sunday, March 22, 2020

Oh, Quelle Surprise

Top 10 Reasons To Believe the Wuhan Virology Lab Caused 2019-nCoV

This was enough to turn me into Alex Jones.

It's a Wilderness of Mirrors, Isn't It?

China's coronavirus recovery is 'all fake,' whistleblowers and residents claim

He's Got a Point

Thus far, people are denied socialization at work, school, restaurants, congregations, places of group conviviality, and sporting events.  We are social animals and will resist this very soon; possibly in ways forthright and aggressive.

Something Fun

Sojourn #25

“The spiritual life is first of all a life. It is not merely something to be known and studied, it is to be lived.”
― Thomas Merton, Thoughts in Solitude

Good Advice

Support your local businesses, while they still exist

Saturday, March 21, 2020

Not Just Catholic, Bub

Aging Catholic clergy risk health to comfort the faithful during COVID-19 crsis

Sojourn #25

“My Lord God, I have no idea where I am going.

I do not see the road ahead of me.

I cannot know for certain where it will end.

Nor do I really know myself, and the fact that I think that I am following your will does not mean that I am actually doing so.

But I believe that the desire to please you does in fact please you.

And I hope I have that desire in all that I am doing.

I hope that I will never do anything apart from that desire.

And I know that if I do this you will lead me by the right road though I may know nothing about it.

Therefore will I trust you always though I may seem to be lost and in the shadow of death.

I will not fear, for you are ever with me, and you will never leave me to face my perils alone.”

― Thomas Merton, Thoughts in Solitude

Old Enough To Know Better

From P.J. O'Rourke:
Trump is much too old and far too big for his britches to be hanging around the political playground making up nasty nicknames and teasing the wimpy kids. One of these days, his big fat old ego is going to get stuck in the slide, bend the monkey bars, or break the swing set seat. 

Joe Biden is a zombie from the policy cemetery of the Carter era, with a stump performance like Election Night of the Living Dead. 

And Bernie Sanders is the decrepit grouch who should be sitting on a park bench in Boca Raton, grouching about his grandchildren voting for Bernie Sanders.

Yep

The federal government needs to make a decision about when we are going to free up the economy, and it needs to have done it yesterday.

The Resilience of Homo Sapiens

Our Country is Toilet Paper Weird

But, But, But, We Prefer Hysteria. Now, Let's Cancel Something Else, Eh?

Evidence over hysteria — COVID-19

Best observation: #21 People fear what the government will do, not infection

Related:

Because I Miss Eating in Restaurants

The 101 Best Restaurants in America

The Most Expensive Restaurant in Every State

America's 35 Best Seafood Shacks  [Frankly, a little surprised that I've been to five of them.]

Friday, March 20, 2020

A Modestly Pungent Suggestion, or a Pungently Modest Suggestion

A modest suggestion: Could we call it "physical distancing" instead of "social distancing"? The former is more accurate given how socially connected we are online and through prayer.

Sojourn #24

I said, ‘You are my servant’;
    I have chosen you and have not rejected you.
10 So do not fear, for I am with you;
    do not be dismayed, for I am your God.
I will strengthen you and help you;
    I will uphold you with my righteous right hand. - Isaiah 41:9b-10

Yeah, a Number of Us are Noticing That, Too

Stanford Professor: Data Indicates We’re Severely Overreacting To Coronavirus

Since We Have Some Time on Our Hands

450 free Ivy League university courses you can take online

Princess on the Steeple

Sen. Dianne Feinstein of California and three of her Senate colleagues sold off stocks worth millions of dollars in the days before the coronavirus outbreak crashed the market, according to reports.

It's not so much what they sold that bothers me, I sold off some stock, too.  It's what they bought.  Clearly, they knew a mass quarantine was coming.

'Merica, That's All

Maryland distillery shows what free markets can accomplish in a pandemic

Thursday, March 19, 2020

Read the Whole, Accurate Article, If You Wish

American society breeds a laser-like self-focus, consumer materialism, and practical atheism—not by refuting faith in God, but by rendering it irrelevant to people’s “now.” As Christopher Lasch noted in The Culture of Narcissism, it also tends to create weak personalities dependent on group behavior and approval, and therefore more vulnerable to advertising and product consumption. The social sciences effectively replace the clergy as a source of guidance and meaning. Social media and mass entertainment abolish solitude and personal reflection.  

As a result, in an age of radical self-absorption, authentic individuality—real self-knowledge and mastery—withers, because the autonomous communities that root an individual in distinctive moral codes, beliefs, and histories (i.e., churches, families, etc.) are unable to compete with the noise and flash of consumer society.

A “new” evangelization must therefore start by admitting that much of the once-Christian world, and even a great many self-described Christians, are in fact pagan—or rather, worse than pagan.

A Pungent Comment

"Imagine" by John Lennon is one of the most insipid songs ever written, composed, performed, and recorded.  The fact that a collection of puzzlewits always feels the need to sing it in times of quandary doesn't improve it.  That just trivializes the social issue and renders the song even more insipid, which is nearly impossible.

Good God, I'd Rather Have the Virus

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Needlehooks: No Kidding, Sherlock

Study: Global Pandemic Could Have Been Avoided If China Had Acted Sooner

Although this has been handy in identifying which media outlets rely heavily on money from Chinese industry.  Also, I'm glad that China's employees in the National Basketball Association were able to be tested so quickly.

Needlehooks are articles that catch the attention of The Coracle's staff.  This is not an indicator of ideological agreement, necessarily, just a representation of differing points of view.

Sojourn #23

There is no fear in love, but perfect love casts out fear; for fear has to do with punishment, and whoever fears has not reached perfection in love. - 1 John 4:18

Well, Beach Closures Will Be a Stupid Trend

Residents object as Yarmouth adds beaches to list of closures

Wednesday, March 18, 2020

Sojourn #22

From the New Zealand Book of Common Prayer, rendered in English and Maori.

God be your comfort, your strength;
God be your hope and support;
God be your light and your way;
and the blessing of God, Creator, Redeemer and Giver of life, remain with you now and for ever. Amen.

Or

 Mā te Atua koe e manaaki
e tiaki i ngā wā katoa
e noho i roto i te aroha o te Atua:
ko te aroha hoki te mea nui.
Āmine.

Thus Punishing Italy Some More

Bono Posts Song for the People of Italy in Wake of COVID-19

This is Worth Reading

OK, here are my questions. We had a perfect petri-dish coronavirus disease (COVID-19) experiment with the cruise ship “Diamond Princess”. That’s the cruise ship that ended up in quarantine for a number of weeks after a number of people tested positive for the coronavirus. I got to wondering what the outcome of the experiment was. 

So I dug around and found an analysis of the situation, with the catchy title of Estimating the infection and case fatality ratio for COVID-19 using age-adjusted data from the outbreak on the Diamond Princess cruise ship (PDF), so I could see what the outcomes were. 

As you might imagine, before they knew it was a problem, the epidemic raged on the ship, with infected crew members cooking and cleaning for the guests, people all eating together, close living quarters, lots of social interaction, and a generally older population. Seems like a perfect situation for an overwhelming majority of the passengers to become infected. 

And despite that, some 83% (82.7% – 83.9%) of the passengers never got the disease at all … why?

Tuesday, March 17, 2020

A Pungent Observation

Not the best day to be a resident of the Commonwealth of Massachusetts, what with no St. Patrick's Day parade, closed churches, and Tom Brady packing his bags.  I'm sure they're handling it well.

Sojourn #21

Healing is a journey, too, as many of us know.

Sanctify, O Lord, the sickness of your servants, that the sense of weakness may add strength to our faith and seriousness to our repentance; and grant that we may live with you in everlasting life; through Jesus Christ our Lord. Amen.

There Will Be No Freedom Here! This is the Ivy League!!

Harvard Law School is refusing to defend its newly announced religious freedom clinic in response to criticism by some students that it will harm progressive priorities.

Monday, March 16, 2020

Sojourn #20

Heavenly Father, thank you for the promise to walk with us always and through all times.
 - Early monastic prayer.

Sunday, March 15, 2020

One Term Governor, I’m Guessing

Governor orders all Ohio bars to close

Sojourn #19

God of the seekers and dreamers, the disaffected and disillusioned, the worn out and burnt out, the rejected and leavers.

We ask for blessings as we travel, as we doubt, as we meander.

We ask for the grace to leave when necessary, to come home when we can, to create new homes when we need.

We pray you lead us where we need to go, by whatever route it takes.

We pray for new ways to see You, to understand new ways of being in the world.

We pray for healing and for redemption, and, where possible, reconciliation.

We pray for all of this so we can know wholeness, know each other, know You.

A Pungent Question

In the past five days I’ve been to a café, a restaurant, several stores, and a health club. None of them are closed; all are taking reasonable measures to control exposure to any virus. All of them welcome a rich variety of our fellow citizens. Why is it, then, the churches are closed?

Amen

In America, neighbors are checking on neighbors. Grandchildren are delivering groceries to their grandparents door steps. As all public events are being canceled, life is slowing down. As the CEOs of the major pharmacies gathered around a podium together in the rose garden and pledged to forgo potential profits for the good of the people, I was reminded of what makes this country great. The economic engine of capitalism is revving, and we are about to see what it can do. Google has developed a free app to help those who believe they are infected find tests, and grocery stores are implementing new procedures to limit infection. A vaccine is certainly on the way.

We are doing the two things we’ve always done when faced with a challenge, innovating and coming together. It has been a long time since we had need to flex our muscles. Life has been easy and we have perhaps become complacent. This week we’ve seen just a taste of what America, of what free people are still capable of when faced with a crisis, be it real or imagined.

Saturday, March 14, 2020

Sojourn #18

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Come along with me
     as a sojourner of faith.
Bring along
     a sense of expectancy
     a vision of high hopes
     a glimpse of future possibility
     a vivid imagination.
For God's creation is not done.
We are called to pioneer
     a future yet unnamed.
As we venture forward,
     we leave behind our desire for
          a no-risk life
          worldly accumulations
          certainty of answers.
Let us travel light
     in the spirit of faith and expectations
     toward the God of our hopes and dreams.
May we be witnesses
     to God's future breaking in.
Come along with me
     as a sojourner of faith
     secure in the knowledge
     that we never travel alone.

~Susan Gregg-Schroeder

If I Seem to Be Taking This Virus in My Stride...

...It’s because, in large part, my character was forged by guys like this:


Friday, March 13, 2020

Archaeological News

All 16 Dead Sea Scroll fragments in DC museum are clever fakes

Sojourn #17


O God, Who brought our fathers through the Red Sea and carried them safely through the deep as they sang praises of Thy name, we humbly beseech Thee to guard Thy servants aboard ship, and having repelled all adversities, bring them to the desired port after a calm voyage. Through our Lord, Jesus Christ, Thy Son, Who livest and reigneth with Thee in the unity of the Holy Ghost, world without end.  Amen.

(This is the prayer used by Cunard Lines back in the good old days. It is wood-burned into my great uncle’s sea chest from his service as a 12-year-old cabin boy.)

Blow Up Your TV and Use This for Factual Information

 Coronavirus Dashboard

Live and Updated Coronavirus Stats

This is, I Think, the Proper Attitude

Disco-ball face masks bring pizazz to coronavirus pandemic

Wednesday, March 11, 2020

Sojourn #15

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O Almighty and merciful God, who hast commissioned thy angels to guide and protect us, command them to be our assiduous companions from our setting out until our return; to clothe us with their invisible protection; to keep from us all danger, and finally, having preserved us from all evil, and especially from sin, to guide us to our heavenly home. Through Jesus Christ, our Lord. Amen.

Tuesday, March 10, 2020

Sojourn #14

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Lord Jesus the Wanderer, we walk in the hope that only you can give. Our way is unclear. Our path is filled with twists and turns and confusion. Guide us to what is true and right so that we may walk your paths in light.  Amen.

- Early Tribal American Christian prayer

A Pungent Question

Judging from the supermarket shelves, do people think they can eat toilet paper?

Monday, March 9, 2020

A Reporter of My Acquaintance has an Epiphany

“My point has to do with this: they offered an honorarium, which I declined, because I’m doing okay and it would seem low to take money from church-basement ladies. They had some charities they supported that could use it. They suggested it go to the homeless family they’re supporting? Fine! Or how about the food shelf? That’s fine too! Or we hav this other outreach - you make the call. That’s just one small church on a back street in a suburb. They all do this. Every church you pass as you drive or stroll or fly over does this.”

I Still Miss Australia


Another Sojourn Prayer


Hysteria is More Fun, Though

Nations are closing borders, stocks are plummeting and a New York Times headline reads: “The Coronavirus Has Put the World’s Economy in Survival Mode.” Both political parties have realized the crisis could severely impact the November elections — House, Senate, presidency. And sacré bleu, they’ve even shuttered the Louvre!

Some of these reactions are understand­able, much of it pure hysteria. Meanwhile, the spread of the virus continues to slow. 

More than 18,000 Americans have died from this season’s generic flu so far, according to the latest data from the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention. In 2018, the CDC estimated, there were 80,000 flu deaths. That’s against 19 coronavirus deaths so far, from about 470 cases.

Worldwide, there have been about 3,400 coronavirus deaths, out of about 100,000 identified cases. Flu, by comparison, grimly reaps about 291,000 to 646,000 annually.

Sunday, March 8, 2020

A Pungent Question

Why are members of a political party lamenting the absence of women, people of color, young people, and non-millionaires among their remaining candidates?  Tulsi Gabbard, anyone?

Sojourn #12

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O God, Who did cause the children of Israel to traverse the Red Sea dryshod; Thou Who did point out by a star to the Magi the road that led them to Thee; grant us we beseech Thee, a prosperous journey and propitious weather; so that, under the guidance of Thy holy angels we may safely reach that journey's end, and later the haven of eternal salvation.

Hear, O Lord, the prayers of Thy servants. Bless their journeyings. Thou Who art everywhere present, shower everywhere upon them the effects of Thy mercy; so that, insured by Thy protection against all dangers, they may return to offer Thee their thanksgiving. Through Christ our Lord.

Friday, March 6, 2020

I've Seen Bad Math Before, but This has a Certain Splendor to It

The ‘Million Dollars Per Person’ Affair Is Telling

Reminder: These are the people who control the information flow.

Sojourn #10


"In how many families do you hear the legend that all the goodness and graces of the living are nothing to the peculiar charms of one who is not. It is as if heaven had an especial band of angels, whose office it was to sojourn for a season here, and endear to them the wayward human heart, that they might bear it upward with them in their homewoard flight. When you see that deep, spiritual light in the eye,---when the little soul reveals itself in words sweeter and wiser than the ordinary words of children,---hope not to retain that child, for the seal of heaven is on it, and the light of immortality looks out from its eyes." - Harriet Beecher Stowe

Wednesday, March 4, 2020

Sojourn #8



A journey of a thousand miles begins with one single step. ~ Lao-tzu