Monday, September 14, 2015

News from a Former Parish

Pennsylvania town asks homeowner to limit lights meant to ward off aliens 

Career-wise, it's been uphill ever since those days many years ago.

Here's a paragraph that I guarantee the reporter enjoyed writing:
Brown also has wrapped part of his house in foil – another defense against aliens, she said – which reflects more light off his property.
[For those wondering, the term "parish" is a geographic concept and does not refer solely to a building that has stained glass.]