Friday, May 8, 2015

Actual Phone Conversation from Earlier Today

"Dude, I'm in OC."


"Not feeling too great, though."

"Is the water still cold?"

"Yeah, but it's my stomach.  It's ached since this morning's surf session."

"Maybe there was bacteria in the water."

"Maybe.  Seemed okay.  I even had a good breakfast."

"Oh?  What'd you have?"

"A couple of quesadillas from the Wawa.  Why?"