Gabby Giffords's Husband Buys AR-15
I'm guessing the excuse will be, "I was only doing research!" That always seems the first attempt at explanation by literalist preachers when someone discovers questionable material on their computers.
Haha Update: "Mark E. Kelly, gun-control proponent and husband to former Congresswoman Gabby Giffords, recently purchased an AR-15 (an "assault weapon," he called it)—which he now says he intended as an illustration of the need for more stringent gun laws."
He also bought some "high capacity" magazines, too. Gun control for thee, but not for me.
Some related satire: Peace Activist Has To Admit Barrett .50 Caliber Sniper Rifle Is Pretty Cool