So, I put parish news on the weblog, through mass e-mailing, on the parish Facebook page, pray that it gets put on the website, announce it in church and, let's face it, live in a small town where information is disseminated with ease and speed, and I still have people mad at me because they didn't know such-and-such had happened. Why, exactly, did I turn down that job in the Virgin Islands again?

Here's the US Virgin Islands:

Here's where I live now: