Which is why I'm the priest of a small parish and no longer a school administrator.
Senior prank lands Murray County students in suspension
It was harmless, creative, and careful to observe decorum and traffic regulations. So, naturally, the students must be punished. And how do I know that the administrators know they overreacted? Behold, the classic "weasel words" uttered by every bureaucratic microbe since the dawn of human history:
"Murray County School Administrator Mike Tuck would not discuss the issue because of the student code of conduct. He would only confirm that "an incident happened."