Scarlett Johansson to the rescue! Actress inspects oil spill damage in Louisiana
Wow, it just gets better:
Feds meet with film director Cameron on oil spill
I guess when the engineers of reality can't deal, they turn to the engineers of fantasy. H.G. Welles could not have made this stuff up.
Now, this is more like it:
"...those morons don't know what they're doing."