The Treasury says the national debt
Is climbing to the sky
And govermnent expenditures
Have never been so high.
It makes a feller get
A gleam of pride within his eye,
To see how our economy expands,
The country's in the very best of hands.
"The Country's In The Very Best Of Hands" by Johnny Mercer and Gene de Paul, from the musical "Li'l Abner".