2. There is a volcano in Guatemala. It doesn't involve millionaires, so it's a twenty second report.
3. A millionaire handbag designer has died.
4. Something tangentially related to Russian collusion happened or whatever.
5. People violating a law get separated from one another until they can prove their identity. [This was a policy in practice during the last presidential administration that has recently been judged to be evil. It has absolutely nothing to do with the change of political parties. Nothing at all. Nuh-uh.]
6. The Department of Education lets the Department of Justice investigate gun crimes.
7. A corpulent millionaire pleads not guilty.
8. The millionaire in charge of the Miss America
9. A hatchet murderer is loose. Not a millionaire.
10. A surgeon behaves unprofessionally; perhaps self-prescribes.
11. It is the anniversary of the assassination of Robert F. Kennedy.
12. People around the world are doing a really stupid dance. Millionaires are shown doing it, too.
China news? 号.
Iranian news? .نه
Indian news? ਨੰ.
Swedish news? Nej.
German news? Nein.