AMERICANS WILL EAT ENOUGH SUPER BOWL WINGS TO CIRCLE EARTH 3X
Still, as media-enabled lies go, it's preferable to the one that stated that incidents of domestic abuse occurred at a greater rate on Super Bowl Sunday. That absolute lie was created by sports-phobic feminists and repeated without question by a gullible and incurious media for years, prompting scolding sermons from Episcopal clergy on the Sundays in question.