Friday, April 8, 2016

Well, This is Interesting

Episcopal Church fires two top executives for workplace misconduct

and another:

Episcopal leader cleans house, while reporters ignore that whole 'bugging' thing

The second article contained this quotation, which reminded me of something an editor of mine once said:

"I guess there is a larger question now: Is the Episcopal Church still front-page worthy, other than when it makes pronouncements that, well, echo the doctrines of The New York Times editorial page?"

What did my editor say?  He was responding to my question as to why a bishop's announcement wasn't newsworthy, so he said, "What's the headline?  'Liberal bishop from liberal church says something liberal?' That isn't news."

Is Anyone Actually Surprised by This?

Human intelligence is declining according to Stanford geneticist

The Archbishop of Canterbury Learns the Identity of His Father

In the last month I have discovered that my biological father is not Gavin Welby, but, in fact, the late Sir Anthony Montague Browne.

This comes as a complete surprise.

Friday's Obscure Song

Wilfred Thesiger


 [Originally published on May 10, 2013]

"I was exhilarated by the sense of space, the silence, and the crisp cleanness of the sand. I felt in harmony with the past, travelling as men had travelled for untold generations across the deserts, dependent for their survival on the endurance of their camels and their own inherited skills."

It's hard to imagine, now that we can "visit" virtually any corner of the globe without leaving a computer screen, due to the various Internet services that offer maps and satellite photos of most of the planet, that during our lifetime the world still held places of mystery that repelled all but the most intrepid of explorers and retained long-hidden temples, cities, and even peoples.

The 20th century would be the last in human history where Earth-bound adventurers would push into the unknown using little more than book-based research, remarkable fortitude, and invincible curiosity.  A great number of those explorers have become household names, synonymous both with the art of exploration and the wistful realization that such days are all but done.  However, there are a few who remain almost unknown, and that probably suited them just fine.

One such explorer/adventurer/character was Wilfred Thesiger, pictured above not in some hothouse in Trilling or Tring but in his everyday garb as an honorary Bedu of the so-called Empty Quarter.  How he got to that place is obvious from the title of his autobiography, A Life of My Choice. 

[I'm not sure why those heroes of my youth are so much on my mind these days, perhaps it is the inevitable slide from upper middle-age to the lower elder years, my still novel status as a grandparent, or my realization that a world that made much sense to me, a world guided by now out-of-date values and under-girded by a hearty sense of self, is quickly surrendering to a strange pseudo-paradise where a 26-year-old is considered by the government to be a child in need of care, where a remote political class lives in its own luxurious bubble, occasionally venturing forth to instruct the rest of us on how to be morally evolved, or because I find myself increasingly expected to live by specious social constraints that are becoming more and more onerous.  But, I digress....]

Like others whom we have appreciated on Fridays, Thesiger grew up privileged and British, a dangerous combination in the 20th century it would seem.  After being born in Addis Ababa, where his father was British envoy and a frequent visitor to the lush imperial court of the Ethiopian emperor, followed by a miserable time at Eton and Oxford, Thesiger spiced his summer vacations with jobs on merchant ships that took him to places like Istanbul and Iceland.  While not the most exotic of ports, these journeys did prove useful for his developing personality as an explorer.

After becoming an acquaintance of Halie Selassie, the Emperor of Ethiopia, who had invited Thesiger to his coronation, the neophyte explorer was able to include himself on an expedition to Abyssinia's Awash River and lived for a time with the notoriously unstable and murderous Danakil nomads.  This challenge he met free from fear and with the aplomb for which the British of his generation have become either famous or infamous, depending on which side of the river of history one stands.


A memorable profile, along with a nose that must have made the camels jealous

After graduation from Oxford, and earning a rather spectacular sporting profile due to his nose being broken while serving as the captain of the university's boxing team, Thesiger took a post in the foreign service in the Sudan, specifically the perennially troubled Darfur region, where he admits he spent most of his time shooting the lions that were decimating both livestock and laborers.  It was during this time that he learned how to ride a camel, live, dress, and eat as a native; and to love the Sahara desert, learning to live off the land with nothing other than a compass and stout British rifle.

This ability proved useful during the Second World War, as Thesiger served as an officer in the Sudan Defense Force, the Druze regiment of the Syrian Legion, and eventually with the earliest incarnation of the British Army's redoubtable commandos, the Special Air Service [better known these days as the terrorist-hunting SAS].  In between missions that liberated Abyssinia, routed the Vichy French in Syria, and captured 2,500 Italian soldiers [earning him the Distinguished Service Order, a significant British medal], Thesiger explored the more remote regions and even made a trek to fabled Petra.  After the war, and now a member of the United Nations' anti-locust unit [I could not make this stuff up], Thesiger explored Arabia's Empty Quarter, a place that held a fascination for a number of British explorers, including the previously mentioned Richard Burton. 


The native dress certainly looks more comfortable than the scratchy British wool; but I realize how important it was to wear a tie into battle.

As related in an article about him on the occasion of his death, The Guardian notes:

  "...between 1945 and 1949. Arabia's legendary Empty Quarter had been the goal of all Arabian explorers from Richard Burton onward, and although Thesiger was not the first to cross it, he was the first to explore it thoroughly, mapping the oasis of Liwa and the quicksands of Umm As-Sammim. He crossed the desert twice with Bedu companions, and his trek across the western sands from the Hadhramaut to Abu Dhabi was the last and greatest expedition of Arabian travel.

During his journeys he was caught up in inter-tribal raids, pursued by hostile raiders, and arrested by the Saudi authorities. He travelled alone in the Hejaz, the Assir and Najran, and explored the Trucial Coast and Dhofar in southern Arabia. He lived with the canoe-borne marshmen of Iraq for several periods over the seven years up to the Iraqi revolution of 1958...."

A scene in the film Lawrence of Arabia comes to mind, when Prince Faisal, as played by Alec Guinness, cannot fathom Lawrence's interest in the desert.  I quote from that portion of the film's script, as written by the playwright Robert Bolt: 

"I think you are another of these desert-loving English: Doughty, Stanhope, Gordon of Khartoum. No Arab loves the desert. We love water and green trees, there is nothing in the desert. No man needs nothing."

Thesiger, too, seems to have found something in the nothingness.  What that was would be addressed in his well-received and still-in-print travelogues including, but not limited to, Arabian Sands, The Marsh Arabs, both current Penguin Classics; Across the Empty Quarter, one of the Penguin Great Journeys series, and his autobiography, the aforementioned A Life of My Choice.  Each is well-written and each a ripping yarn.

Wilfred Thesiger would carry a number of awards and honours and would die peacefully shortly after his 93rd birthday, just a decade ago. 

Thursday, April 7, 2016

Puzzlewit University

Everyone at Indiana University mistook a priest for a KKK member


This is what happens with a generation that's spiritual, but not religious.

Oh look, the greater Internet has discovered this story:

PROOF THAT COLLEGES ARE MAKING PEOPLE STUPID

Clueless students call white-robed priest a Klansman while he tries to get frozen yogurt

Indiana University Freaks Out Over KKK Member On Campus, Oops Just A Friar

Although, one Lent many years ago, someone called the police to my parish because there was a "ninja" in the parking lot.  It was me in my cassock.

There's Actually a Name for What I Do

NYT: Segmented Sleep

True Christianity, as Presented by the Mainstream Media [!]

Neighbors of St. Scholastica Monastery in the Rogers Park neighborhood occasionally see the Roman Catholic sisters who live there, either gardening or leaving to run errands or go to work. They wave and take comfort knowing the religious women have them in their prayers.

Then last weekend, one of the nuns showed up on their doorsteps. Shaken by news that an 18-year-old man had been fatally shot steps from the sisters' home, she put fliers on doorknobs and fence posts and chatted up passers-by, urging neighbors to help the sisters reclaim the crime scene as a place of peace.

It's Almost Tax Freedom Day

No mean achievement, given that we live in Connecticut:
While the national “Tax Freedom Day” is April 24, the variance among state’s tax burdens mean people living in different states have different “Tax Freedom Days.”  According to the Tax Foundation, Mississippi (April 5), Tennessee (April 6), and Louisiana (April 7) have the earliest “Tax Freedom Days” while New York (May 11), New Jersey (May 12), and Connecticut (May 21) will have the latest.

When Academics, Politicians, Protestantism, Entertainment, and the Media Demonize a Particular Demographic Long Enough, It Has an Effect


Wednesday, April 6, 2016

In Other Words, Social Media

How so, you ask. Well, learning about Western culture isn’t simply about undertaking a cohesive study of the history, philosophy, literature, and arts that have enormously influenced the world in which we all live. It is also about learning how to express ideas effectively, how to separate fact from propaganda through specific tools of learning developed in the West. Taking those tools away—such as the Socratic method, civil discourse, and rules of order and civil debate—hinders clarity, independent thought, and the powers of observation. It makes students far less able to resist conformity and groupthink.

ICYMI*, or More Tales from Secular Utopia

I haven't been watching nearly as much network and cable news of late [I'm tired of the "Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump" drum beat], so I'm not sure if this story is getting adequate coverage.  It doesn't include His Orangeness, so I'm guessing not.

Although The Washington Post and others seem to be presenting it as mostly a tax evasion scam, it's actually a massive network for political corruption on a scale more suited to a thriller, rather than real life.

Ah, but what is "real" anymore?  [See John 18:38]

Nothing to see here, just the biggest global corruption scandal in history

[*ICYMI is Internet patois for "In case you missed it".]

Wait a Minute, I Thought That Sea Levels were Rising and Rising

I mean, that's what Al Gore told me.  The Episcopal Church even sent copies of his documentary to parishes, and they can't be wrong, can they?

Sea level has been falling on the Atlantic seaboard for the past six years.

They never speak with surfers, you see.  If they had, this would not come as a surprise.


Tuesday, April 5, 2016

"Don't Find Your Self"

Good advice based on the author's observations:
It should not come as news, but today’s college students are being seriously misled. Beyond the obvious fact that too many universities have become indoctrination mills—in the humanities and the social sciences—and that the fight for social justice seems more important than learning anything, it appears that students are being told that the purpose of a liberal arts education is to find themselves.
Having been nurtured with a steady diet of unearned praise, they all seem to know what that means. In truth, it suggests that the college experience should be therapeutic, not educational, that it should promote a specious notion of mental health and not the skills needed to succeed in the real world. No wonder, as Camille Paglia says, their minds are like Jello.

The Real Reason We're Having February in April? I Took the Winter Cover Off of My Pick-Up Truck.


Who Didn't See This Coming?



Attending Rock Cats games at New Britain Stadium was a charming, affordable, and family [and church group] friendly activity that was destroyed by Minor League greed-heads and oleaginous Hartford politicians. Wrecking that experience and dumping the bill onto the people of Hartford is a foul practice familiar to anyone who has worked in that city.  I'm glad that New Britain has found a new team and I'm very glad to spend my money and time again in their stadium.  Heck, I may even get season tickets.

First There was Nautical Archaeology, Then Space Archaeology, and Now...

Horrible history of Hannibal’s dung
The route taken over the Alps has been tracked by the deposits of his giant army

Reminds me of my first paying job.  I worked for a traveling circus and was handed a snow shovel [it was July] and told to "follow the elephants".

Secular Utopias That, According to Some, We Should Emulate

The Atlantic [formerly Monthly]: Despite their stereotypical excess, Americans throw out less than many people from more minimalist cultures.

Because He Doesn't Need Them Anymore

More scenes from a secular Utopia:

Facing up to a spending mess, Democratic governor Dannel Malloy is finally pushing back against state employee unions.
This week, Connecticut lawmakers passed a bipartisan fix for this year’s $220 million deficit, but legislators in Hartford must now get to work fixing next year’s deficit—projected to be $900 million. And they have more work to do. Taken together, the state’s budgets for the next two years fall $4 billion short—even though, since 2011, Connecticut governor Dannel Malloy and the Democratic-controlled legislature have instituted two of the largest tax increases in state history.

Stand by for even more, Utopians.