Hang on. If a man makes more money than a woman, that's Patriarchy; If he makes less, he's ruining marriage. Do I have that right?
Let's try an alternative headline, shall we?
Why Are Marriage Rates Down? Study Blames Abundance of Loud, Vulgar, Grasping, Corpulent Women
Yes, that's better.
A similar take:
A similar take:
1. Works, studies, strives relentless to gain financial security that will attract prospective female mating partners— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) September 7, 2019
2. Looks around at inventory of prospective female mating partners
3. Quits job and spends all savings on video games and crack