As They Used To Say In India During The Raj: "The Government Is Your Mother And Your Father"

Put Down the Cupcake: New Ban Hits School Bake Sales

Naive quote of the day: "Said Tennessee's Mr. Sevier: 'It's not like we're going to have a brigade of black helicopters coming in to check.'"

Not yet, Sparky; not yet.  Besides, it'll be drones, not helicopters.