Carolers interrupt lighting of ‘holiday’ tree
"Holiday tree"? What...? What's really embarrassing is that, when I worked at a parish in Rhode Island [which was also embarrassing], the current governor was on our list of members. I never saw him, though; not even on Holiday Eve.
To extend the logic behind this, his state could truly affirm its role as one of the first secular governments by re-naming Hanukkah as "Holiday Candle Time" and Muslims as "Holiday-makers".