Occasional Holy Man and Luthier Who Offers Stray, Provocative, and Insouciant Thoughts About Religion, Archaeology, Human Foible, Surfing, and Interesting People. Thalassophile. Nemesis of all Celebrities [except for Chuck Norris].
He Lives Vicariously Through Himself. He has a Piece of Paper That Proves He's Laird of Glencoe.
This story reminds me of something that I used to play on the radio back in my disk jockey days in the mid-1970's. Please listen to the whole thing. [No Prize given to anyone who identifies the voice of "The Idiot".]