Thursday, April 30, 2009

No Swine Flu Among The Coracle Staff

Wow, sure is a cheap and easy way to generate traffic and readership in either print or electronic media, isn't it?

The following comes courtesy of The Wall Street Journal's OpinionJournal.com:

"No Swine Flu Cases Reported in State"--headline, Montgomery (Ala.) Advertiser, April 27
"No Cases of Swine Flu Reported in Alaska"--headline, Associated Press, April 27
"Health Officials: No Swine Flu Reported in Ariz."--headline, Associated Press, April 27
"No Swine Flu in CO"--headline, Denver Daily News, April 27
"No Swine Flu in Florida"--headline, Pensacola News Journal, April 27
"Ga. Hospitals Screen Patients, but No Swine Flu Yet"--headline, Atlanta Journal-Constitution, April 27
"Hawaii Officials Say No Swine Flu Cases Here"--headline, KITV Web site (Honolulu), April 27
"No Swine Flu Cases Reported in Illinois"--headline, Associated Press, April 26
"Epidemiologist: No Swine Flu Reported in Iowa"--headline, Des Moines Register, April 26
"Kentucky Has No Confirmed Cases of Swine Flu"--headline, Associated Press, April 27
"No Swine Flu in La., but Officials on Guard"--headline, Courier (Houma, La.), April 26
"DPH Says No Swine Flu Cases in MA"--headline, WJAR-TV Web site (Providence, R.I.), April 25
"No Swine Flu Found in Minnesota--Yet"--headline, Associated Press, April 27
"No Swine Flu in Mississippi, but It Is Possible"--headline, Sun Herald (Biloxi, Miss.), April 27
"No Swine Flu Cases Reported in Montana"--headline, Great Falls Tribune, April 27
"State Health Officials: No Swine Flu in Nevada"--headline, KRNV-TV Web site (Reno, Nev.), April 27
"No Swine Flu Found in ND Yet"--headline, Associated Press, April 27
"No Reports of Swine Flu in Oklahoma Yet, Says Oklahoma Department of Health"--headline, Examiner.com, April 27
"Officials Confirm No Swine Flu Cases in Oregon"--headline, Salem News, April 26
"Officials Report No Swine Flu Cases So Far in Pa."--headline, Associated Press, April 27
"UPDATE--South Dakota Swine Flu Is a No"--headline, KOTA-AM Web site (Rapid City, S.D.), April 28
"No Confirmed Swine Flu Cases in Tennessee Yet"--headline, Associated Press, April 27
"Vermont Health Department Prepares for Swine Flu; No Cases Reported in Vt. at This Point"--headline, Rutland Herald, April 27
"No Swine Flu Reported Here, but Virginia Declares Public Health Emergency"--headline, Roanoke Times, April 27
"Wash. State Health Officials Find No Swine Flu"--headline, Seattle Times, April 27
"West Virginia Should Not Worry About Swine Flu Yet"--headline, Parthenon (Marshall University), April 28
"No Swine Flu Here"--headline, Wisconsin Radio Network Web site, April 27