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Wednesday, April 15, 2020
It's Moving Day
Well, it's finally happened. We're moving to a whole new host, address, and service. Once Blogger dumped my side links to the bottom of the page without warning or explanation, I realized that, for the third time, they're trying to encourge me to update my template.
You know, you could just ask me, boys and girls. I'm really rather easy to work with.
Anyway, click here for the new site. Please update your bookmarks and we'll see you in the promised land.
Coincidentally, Those are the States Where I'm Looking for My Next Job
Related:
Every day you’re hearing an updated tally of the number of Americans who’ve “died” of COVID-19.
And, it’s time everyone wised up about those daily COVID-19 fatality reports. They don’t represent the number of people it's killed. They represent the number of death certificates listing it as a cause. And those two things are most definitely NOT the same.
We know with absolute certainty that CDC guidelines for filling them out mean people with mild cases who die of some unrelated disease get added to the virus’s death toll. And 80% of COVID-19 infections have symptoms way too mild to kill anyone. In fact, a lot of people get no symptoms at all.
We even know that people who aren’t infected with the virus are getting counted as fatalities.In short, the numbers are as accurate as are the COVID-19 tests for which people are clamoring. [The vaunted Wuhan strain tests have a false positive ratio rivaling the tests for Lyme Disease; I'll let the reader look those stats up themselves].
Also, when a 98-year-old woman with a history of heart disease, including two cardiac events in the last year, dies and is listed as a "potential coronavirus victim", you know it's because the state is getting so much federal $ per victim that it pays to fudge the figures.
The New Lost Generation
The impact of the shutdown varies from generation to generation. There are high schoolers here, for example, who won’t have a senior prom, or walk at graduation. One such person is my 18-year-old nephew Zach Miller, who is supposed to graduate from Arapahoe High School in Centennial, a metropolitan suburb south of Denver. His classes have been canceled. He turns in one assignment a week per class using Google Classrooms and once in a lifetime events are either terminated or have yet to be determined. ‘All proms were canceled last week,’ he tells me. ‘At first it was like “who really cares?” It didn’t really matter. Now I’m bummed we didn’t get to have that. I know girls who already bought their dresses.’
College campus tours have also been canceled, though the universities are still in touch with graduating seniors through Zoom calls and virtual tours. Choosing a four-year university might mean picking a school from photographs or taking a full year off before being able to visit colleges.
College campus tours have also been canceled, though the universities are still in touch with graduating seniors through Zoom calls and virtual tours. Choosing a four-year university might mean picking a school from photographs or taking a full year off before being able to visit colleges.
Tuesday, April 14, 2020
Monday, April 13, 2020
Hey, Leave My Amish Bros Alone
Authorities Investigate Illicit Amish Wedding in Sleepy Ohio Hamlet, Population 3,220
Meanwhile, Muslim congregations are allowed to worship on their Sabbath without hassle.
Meanwhile, Muslim congregations are allowed to worship on their Sabbath without hassle.
Decolada #5: More Law Enforcement
In Liverpool, England, about 20 police officers descended on the Hot Water Comedy Club to close down a show being held in violation of ban on large gatherings. They were surprised to find the club already closed. Paul Blair, one of the club's owners, says someone saw a Facebook video of a show taped two weeks earlier and, despite it being made clear a number of times in the broadcast that the show was taped, that person assumed it was live and reported the club to police.
and [they are actually bragging about this]
and [they are actually bragging about this]
If you think that by going for a picnic in a rural location no one will find you, don’t be surprised if an officer appears from the shadows! We are covering the whole county #urbanandrural #StayHomeSaveLifes #ProtectTheNHS 2813 7702 pic.twitter.com/hieQ86dM9R— Central Community Team (@CentralBedsCPT) April 11, 2020
Our Country is Toilet Paper Weird
It's even a news story. Granted, it's cable news with some very serious soy product guy, but still....
Descolada #4: Law Enforcement Version
Colorado Police 'Deeply Sorry' for Arresting Father Caught Playing Ball With His Daughter In an Empty Park
"Deeply authoritarian", perhaps? Maybe, "deeply stupid"?
"Deeply authoritarian", perhaps? Maybe, "deeply stupid"?
A Pungent Question
How is it that all of these politicians and media TV darlings are sporting their usual haircuts and I look like someone just rescued from a desert island? Is this a case of "do as I say and not as I do"?
Sunday, April 12, 2020
Just in Case the NYT Decides to Paint Itself as the True Hero in All of This
To be fair, they have a lot of Chinese advertisers. To quote Confucius, "You must always listen to the voice that feeds you."
Pennsylvania, Commonwealth of Genius
Pennsylvania Has Made It Both Difficult and Dangerous to Buy Liquor:
The state has shut down all liquor stores, leading customers to crowd into retailers across the border.
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