Because they're rural, you see. You know, like the cast of Petticoat Junction or something. They ain't never seen none of them there "smarty-phones" or what have ya. What's the dang deal with that?Rural towns in the eclipse’s path brace for a flood of smartphone-toting visitors https://t.co/lEeLdsh4Fp— Washington Post (@washingtonpost) August 4, 2017
Sorry, but this is the dumbest perspective I've seen yet from the condescending people of the media. Jeez, it could have written by an Episcopal priest or bishop.