The Coracle "sermo liber vita ipsa"

Occasional Holy Man and Luthier Who Offers Stray, Provocative, and Insouciant Thoughts About Religion, Archaeology, Human Foible, Surfing, and Interesting People. Thalassophile. Nemesis of all Celebrities [except for Chuck Norris]. He Lives Vicariously Through Himself. He has a Piece of Paper That Proves He's Laird of Glencoe.

Monday, July 20, 2015

I Received This Charming Memo from the Head of London's Largest Mosque

Once the Caliphate is restored, Islam will outlaw:
ALCOHOL
PORK
GAMBLING
PORN
USURY
PROMISCUITY
FREEMIXING
GAYS
CINEMAS
IDOLATRY
INSURANCE
STOCKS/SHARES
and
INSULTING PROPHETS

Hey, I draw the line at "freemixing"! [No, I don't know what that is, either.]

at 7:58 PM

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