Occasional Holy Man and Luthier Who Offers Stray, Provocative, and Insouciant Thoughts About Religion, Archaeology, Human Foible, Surfing, and Interesting People. Thalassophile. Nemesis of all Celebrities [except for Chuck Norris].
He Lives Vicariously Through Himself. He has a Piece of Paper That Proves He's Laird of Glencoe.
If I were of a ruder nature than I am, I would reply, "That just occurred to you, sparky?" Another issue yet to be addressed by our thought leaders is that most massively endowed universities don't pay local taxes.