I lost my masculinity in Brooklyn, so I climbed a mountain to get it back
Of course, I confused a young man the other day when I was speaking highly of a new router I've purchased and am using to shape guitar bodies. What confused him is that I was speaking of this:
And he thought I was speaking of this:
A couple of years ago I had high hopes for teaching a couple of local high school kids how to make guitars. When they found out it would take longer than a day, they dropped out of the program. Also, one of them was afraid he'd get splinters.