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Tuesday, August 27, 2013

Relax, Connecticut Has Gun Control

Upon police arriving at the scene at around 3:40 p.m., DelaPaz fled the scene on foot. When he was apprehended, police say he resisted and injured the leg of a responding officer. After being detained, police found a Sig Sauger P239 handgun, a set of brass knuckles and a voter registration card in DelaPaz’s bookbag. DelaPaz gave multiple false names before his identity was determined. Police say DelaPaz is a convicted felon.

Should I mention that not only are felons not permitted to own or otherwise posess guns, but they can't vote, either.  There ought to be a law against that, as well.  What's that?  Oh....
at 9:01 PM
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